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By: Bradley HaywardAdd to Wish List
Script: $5.50
Notebook Script: $12.75
   (8.5 x 11 3-ring binder with large margins for notes)
First Performance Royalty: $35.00
Each Additional Performance: $35.00
Limited Video Rights: $30.00
Limited Streaming/Broadcast Rights: $30.00
Extra Streams: $0.30
Types: Short Play, Community Theatre
Genre: Comedy
Themes: Conflict, Shopping
Running Time: 25 minutes
Speaking Cast: 2 females, 1 male, 3 total cast
Title Includes: Adult Language
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Customer Comments:
By Peggi Spencer - Director - Francisco Center for the Performing Arts
This play was a HUGE success, both nights! Our audiences just loved it and the cast got a standing ovation after the curtain! Even I, as the director who’s seen the play a hundred times, was laughing my butt off up in the sound booth, along with the lights/sound guy. It’s such a fun play!
By Rosanne - Stage Director - Exec. Dir. of Theatre - Arden Club Theatre
Just finished our One Act Play Fest and OPRAH MADE ME DO IT won Audience Favorite and was the Adjudicators' Choice to move to the state competition. The show is just too funny!! We had a young lady playing Patsy but with a bit of padding in the right places, a wig, make-up, and a somewhat outlandish outfit, she brought the character and all her craziness to life.

P.S. (Monica won Best Actress and Greg won Best Actor.)

Two women at a bookstore fight to the death over the last copy of Oprah Winfrey's latest bestseller. Caught in the middle of their feud is a lowly cashier, trying desperately to please both women without becoming their target. However, the more he works his customer service magic, the closer the bull's-eye gets to his forehead. This scathing comedy is certain to have retail employees nodding their heads and your audience howling with laughter.

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