| TABLE OF CONTENTS | |
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| FEMALE MONOLOGUES | |
| Beauty and the Pyramid Scheme . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 8 |
| Beauty Wants Her Childhood Cottage . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 10 |
| Belle and Her Personality Quiz Results . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 12 |
| Cinderella’s Art Show . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 15 |
| Goldilocks and Her New Mother’s Real Estate Plan . . . . . . . . . | 17 |
| Gretel in the Woods . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 19 |
| Heroine Retreat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 21 |
| I Don’t Want to be Eaten by a Dragon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 23 |
| Jafar’s Mother Explains His Abandonment . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 26 |
| Little Bo Peep in Her Session . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 28 |
| Mother Bear . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 30 |
| Princess and Art Therapy Exercise . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 32 |
| Princess Begs for Release . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 35 |
| Rapunzel’s Hair Donation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 37 |
| Sister and Her Raven Brothers Reunite . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 39 |
| Snow White and Her Publisher . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 41 |
| Spirit Demands Heroine’s Respect . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 44 |
| The Friendly Fairy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 46 |
| The Goose Girl’s Rant . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 48 |
| The Heroine’s Book Club Adventure . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 50 |
| The Heroine’s Journey Request . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 53 |
| To Wear a Tiara or Not to Wear a Tiara . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 55 |
| Where is My Shoe?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 58 |
| Witches Lives are Important . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 60 |
| Writer’s Fairy Warning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 62 |
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| MALE MONOLOGUES | |
| Basic Fairytale Hero of No Fame . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 65 |
| Don’t Want to Save Damsels Anymore . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 67 |
| Hercules’ Interview . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 69 |
| Jack and the Ethics Council . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 71 |
| Jack’s Explanation of Spilled Water . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 74 |
| King’s Inspirational Ideas for His Kingdom . . . . . . . . . . . . | 76 |
| King’s Stoned Idea . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 78 |
| Last Lecture about Mary and Her Little Lamb . . . . . . . . . . . | 80 |
| Little Boy Blue’s Explanation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 83 |
| Mutable King Tries to Save His Kingdom . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 85 |
| New Emperor and His Plans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 87 |
| Nobleman Leaves His Divided World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 89 |
| Peter Pan Syndrome Explained . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 92 |
| Poor Dumb John . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 94 |
| Robin Hood’s Rummage Sale . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 96 |
| Tarzan Tries to Save the Jungle Way . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 98 |
| The 7th Raven and His Sister . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 100 |
| The Hero Store . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 102 |
| The Hunchback Wants His Life Back . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 105 |
| The King’s Lesson on Honesty . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 108 |
| The Kiss . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 110 |
| The Peasant’s Confession . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 112 |
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| EITHER MONOLOGUES | |
| Gingerbread Estates . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 115 |
| Heroes Need Us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 118 |
| Storyland Library Fire . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 120 |
| Teapot Plans for Beauty . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 122 |
| The Dish and the Spoon Return . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 124 |
| Welcome to the 110th Century Fairy and Folktale Hero Conference . | 129 |