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GET YOUR STUPID ONAdd to Cart
By: Bradley WaltonAdd to Wish List
Script: $8.75
First Performance Royalty: $15.00
   (Performance royalty waived for forensics competition)
Each Additional Performance: $15.00
Limited Video Rights: $15.00
Limited Streaming/Broadcast Rights: $5.00
Extra Streams: $0.05
Type: Ten Minute Monologue
Genre: Comedy
Themes: Competition, Communication, Debate & Forensics
Running Time: 10 minutes
Speaking Cast: 1 either, 1 total cast
Flexibility: gender flexible
ISBN: 978-1-60003-766-5
Script Preview   Productions
 
Recent Productions:
Belfield Public School - Belfield, ND
Holly Hill Academy - Summerton, SC
Telfair County High School - McRae-Helena, GA
Reagan HS - Milwaukee, WI
Community Christian Academy - Martinez, GA
Rattan High School - Rattan, OK
Personal - Cook, NE
Little Chute High School - Little Chute, WI
Castlewood High School - Castlewood, VA
Hot Springs County High School - Thermopolis, WY
Creighton Preparatory School - Omaha, NE
Parkston Oral Interp - Parkston, SD
Arts High School - Newark, NJ
Iacovino Law Office - Blooming Prairie, MN
Harvey High School - Harvey, ND
Saint Johns School - San Juan, PR
Union Grove HS Forensics - Union Grove, WI
Valentine High School - Valentine, NE
Polson MS Pirates - Polson, MT
Wisner-Pilger High School - Wisner, NE
Brandon Valley High School - Brandon, SD
Edmunds Central Oral Interp - Roscoe, SD
Mom - Hardinsburg, KY
Sauk Prairie Theatre Guild - Sauk City, WI
Pelham High School - Pelham, GA
North Polk High School - Alleman, IA
McLouth USD 342 - McLouth, KS
North Bend Central High School - North Bend, NE
Harrisburg High School - Harrisburg, SD
Surrey Public School - Surrey, ND
Stoughton High School Forensics - Stoughton, WI
Spirit Lake Community School - Spirit Lake, IA
Mesabi East High School - AURORA, MN
Barron Area Schools - Barron, WI
Mandan High School - Mandan, ND
HMB School - Hazelton, ND
Eden Prairie Schools - Eden Prairie, MN
Troy District 30 - Plainfield, IL
Faulkton High School - Faulkton, SD
Mankato East High School - Mankato, MN
 
Synopsis
You join the forensics team with hopes of performing the works of Austen, Twain, and Shakespeare, but instead your coach tells you, “If you want to win…you gotta get your stupid on!” You find yourself performing scripts about a monkey impersonating a rhinoceros, farm animals chugging energy drinks, and a sumo wrestler fighting ninja goats at a faculty meeting. This is not what you wanted. You could drop off the team, but you’re not a quitter. So you stick it out and hope for the best. But will it ever get better?
 

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